Look at these fucking suicidal chickens! (via Missy Prince)
cold feet (via jamesmorton)
Look at this fucking skiing chicken! Hey, chicken, you need skis to ski!
This chick wanted to go to the Open so bad it disguised itself as a tennis ball. Hop off now if you know what’s good for you!
Look at these fucking chickens trying to use a handrail! Hey, chickens, you need hands to use a handrail properly!
Look at this horse trying to make out with a fucking chicken. Knock it off, species law draws the line at donkey!



