cold feet (via jamesmorton)
Look at this fucking skiing chicken! Hey, chicken, you need skis to ski!
look at this fucking chicken not giving a shit about the suffocation warning on the wood chip bag.
Look at these fucking hens and chicks!
This chick wanted to go to the Open so bad it disguised itself as a tennis ball. Hop off now if you know what’s good for you!
Look at these fucking chickens trying to use a handrail! Hey, chickens, you need hands to use a handrail properly!
Look at this horse trying to make out with a fucking chicken. Knock it off, species law draws the line at donkey!